Yup, another Friday. Not only does that mean the end of the week, it’s time for the Friday Funnies. This week it’s just as the title says, the top 10 pick up lines used by knitters. Grab your drink cause here we go!
10. The bigger the needle, the bigger the … stitch!
9. Are you into bondage, ’cause I can have you in knots?
8. That’s not the only thing I can do with a needle…
7. That’s not my needle hon’ …
6. It’s not true that knitters never finish what they start.
5. Well if you want to just use one, that’s okay but it’s a lot more fun with two!
4. It’s not whether you pick or throw, it’s in how you handle the needle!
3. Crocheters are okay, but knitters have to use two hands!
2. The cables give it more texture – for your pleasure!
1. It gets even BIGGER when I block it!
I’ll leave you with a picture a very good friend of mine sent me (thanks Tina!) yesterday. It’s good to know others are KIPping too!
I wonder if he crocheted his outfit?
Hugzzz 😎