{"id":1426,"date":"2010-09-17T00:05:50","date_gmt":"2010-09-17T07:05:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ittakesballstoknit.com\/?p=1426"},"modified":"2010-09-16T20:51:03","modified_gmt":"2010-09-17T03:51:03","slug":"friday-funnies-9","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ittakesballstoknit.com\/?p=1426","title":{"rendered":"Friday Funnies &#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today&#8217;s Friday Funnies are bits and pieces of conversation overheard in knitting stores and groups all over the place &#8230;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Can you show me how to finish?<\/li>\n<li>I don&#8217;t think I want to spend that much on him yet. We&#8217;re somewhere between Merino and Alpaca.<\/li>\n<li>Really, I think it&#8217;s too big! It&#8217;s never too big!<\/li>\n<li>They call it show and tell for a reason you know!<\/li>\n<li>Personally, I don&#8217;t like fuzzy balls.<\/li>\n<li>I usually use my left hand but every now and then I do it with the right.<\/li>\n<li>The first time is never that great &#8211; it&#8217;s always a little tight. But the more you do it, the more it loosens up.<\/li>\n<li>You have to feel it first to make sure you&#8217;ll like it.<\/li>\n<li>You have to have more than one on the go. When you get bored with one, try the other.<\/li>\n<li>Yes, size matters!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Hugzzz \ud83d\ude0e<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today&#8217;s Friday Funnies are bits and pieces of conversation overheard in knitting stores and groups all over the place &#8230; Can you show me how to finish? I don&#8217;t think I want to spend that much on him yet. We&#8217;re somewhere between Merino and Alpaca. Really, I think it&#8217;s too big! It&#8217;s never too big! [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"pmpro_default_level":"","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[261,140],"tags":[1023,250,495],"class_list":{"0":"post-1426","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-friday-funnies","7":"category-humor","8":"tag-friday-funnies","9":"tag-jokes","10":"tag-kniting","11":"pmpro-has-access","12":"czr-hentry"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pNDS0-n0","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ittakesballstoknit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1426","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ittakesballstoknit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ittakesballstoknit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ittakesballstoknit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ittakesballstoknit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1426"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/ittakesballstoknit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1426\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1428,"href":"https:\/\/ittakesballstoknit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1426\/revisions\/1428"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ittakesballstoknit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1426"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ittakesballstoknit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1426"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ittakesballstoknit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1426"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}