{"id":1289,"date":"2010-08-06T05:53:46","date_gmt":"2010-08-06T12:53:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ittakesballstoknit.com\/?p=1289"},"modified":"2010-08-06T05:53:46","modified_gmt":"2010-08-06T12:53:46","slug":"friday-funnies-knitters-top-10-pick-up-lines","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ittakesballstoknit.com\/?p=1289","title":{"rendered":"Friday Funnies … Knitter’s Top 10 Pick up Lines"},"content":{"rendered":"

Yup, another Friday. Not only does that mean the end of the week, it’s time for the Friday Funnies. This week it’s just as the title says, the top 10 pick up lines used by knitters. Grab your drink cause here we go!<\/p>\n

10.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 The bigger the needle, the bigger the … stitch!<\/p>\n

9.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Are you into bondage, ’cause I can have you in knots?<\/p>\n

8.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 That’s not the only thing I can do with a needle…<\/p>\n

7.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 That’s not my needle hon’ …<\/p>\n

6.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 It’s not true that knitters never finish what they start.<\/p>\n

5.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Well if you want to just use one, that’s okay but it’s a lot more fun with two!<\/p>\n

4.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 It’s not whether you pick or throw, it’s in how you handle the needle!<\/p>\n

3.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Crocheters are okay, but knitters have to use two hands!<\/p>\n

2.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 The cables give it more texture – for your pleasure!<\/p>\n

1.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 It gets even BIGGER when I block it!<\/p>\n

I’ll leave you with a picture a very good friend of mine sent me (thanks Tina!) yesterday. It’s good to know others are KIPping too!<\/p>\n

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I wonder if he crocheted his outfit?<\/p>\n

Hugzzz \ud83d\ude0e<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Yup, another Friday. Not only does that mean the end of the week, it’s time for the Friday Funnies. This week it’s just as the title says, the top 10 pick up lines used by knitters. Grab your drink cause here we go! 10.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 The bigger the needle, the bigger the … stitch! 9.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Are […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"pmpro_default_level":"","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[261,140],"tags":[1023,1005,969,971],"class_list":{"0":"post-1289","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-friday-funnies","7":"category-humor","8":"tag-friday-funnies","9":"tag-humor","10":"tag-knitting","11":"tag-needles","12":"pmpro-has-access","13":"czr-hentry"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pNDS0-kN","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ittakesballstoknit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1289","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ittakesballstoknit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ittakesballstoknit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ittakesballstoknit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ittakesballstoknit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1289"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/ittakesballstoknit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1289\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1293,"href":"https:\/\/ittakesballstoknit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1289\/revisions\/1293"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ittakesballstoknit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1289"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ittakesballstoknit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1289"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ittakesballstoknit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1289"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}